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People’s New “100 Most Beautiful” List

May 1st, 2008

Yes folks, it is back.  The yearly publication by People Magazine that makes most of us not want to look naked in a mirror or have bright lights on for months.  What am I speaking of?  People’s 100 Most Beautiful People!

I will give you a sample of those lucky few who are included, but for the whole list, you will either have to buy the magazine or stand in a really long grocery line.  Here we go:

HALL OF FAME: These all-stars have made our list so many times, they needed a list all to themselves:

Halle Berry Age: 41, Appearances: 12
Nicole Kidman Age: 40, Appearances: 9
Jennifer Lopez Age: 38, Appearances: 8
George Clooney Age: 47, Appearances: 8
Brad Pitt Age: 44, Appearances: 8
Angelina Jolie Age: 32, Appearances: 6
Matthew McConaughey Age: 38, Appearances: 5
Johnny Depp Age: 44, Appearances: 5
Jessica Simpson Age: 27, Appearances: 5
Alicia Keys Age: 28, Appearances: 5
Beyonce Age: 26, Appearances: 5

THE NEW CLASSICS: The fab faces of 2008 put a twist on tradition:

Joy Bryant Age: 32, ‘Choosing Beauty Over Brains’
Norah Jones Age: 29, The Crossover
Miley Cyrus Age: 15, The Phenom
Mary J. Blige Age: 37, The No-Drama Queen
Josh Groban Age: 27, The Crooner
Carrie Underwood Age: 25, The Country Sweetheart
Kate Beckinsale Age: 34, The Brit Import
Ashton Kutcher Age: 30, The Practical Joker
Sarah Silverman Age: 37, The Funny Honey
Christina Applegate Age: 36, The Comeback Kid

HEATING UP: These are the faces to watch — the new talents, the rising stars and the next generation of Hollywood beauty:

Rumer Willis Age: 19, The It Girl (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!) (Monster!!!) (Sorry….)
Sarah Larson Age: 29, The Newbie
Amanda Beard Age: 26, The Olympian
Anna Friel Age: 31, The Cult Favorite
Jason Taylor Age: 33, The Dancing Defensive End

THE CAST OF THE GOSSIP GIRLS: The Cool Kids

Blake Lively
Leighton Meester
Taylor Momsen
Chace Crawford
Penn Badgley
Ed Westwick
Jessica Szohr

AGE-DEFYING BEAUTIES: 30 is the new 18! The women on these pages look at least a decade younger than they really are:
Angie Harmon Age: 35
Carrie Ann Inaba Age: 40
Iman Age: 52
Racquel Welch Age: 67

MORE THAN SKIN DEEP: Doing good, and looking good: These stunners shine from within:

David Beckham Children’s Rights
Jennifer Garner Education
Queen Latifah Scholarships
Rihanna Children’s Welfare
Salma Hayek Healthy Mothers & Infants
Patrick Dempsey Cancer Support

MY BEAUTIFUL COSTAR: Exclusive! What makes these leading ladies so appealing? Their TV colleagues explain in three original essays:

Tina Fey By: Alec Baldwin
Vanessa Williams By: Michael Urie
Mariska Hargitay By: Chris Meloni

YEAR OF THE REDHEADS: Occurring naturally in less than five percent of the population, red hair is on fire in Hollywood:

Marcia Cross Age: 46, Natural Redhead
Isla Fisher Age: 32, Natural Fiery Redhead
Amy Adams Age: 33, Enhanced Strawberry Blonde
Christina Hendricks Age: 33, Former Natural Blonde
Julianne Moore Age: 47, Natural Redhead
Lauren Ambrose Age: 30, Natural Redhead

WAKING UP TO REALITY: We asked the stars of MTV’s The Hills to take pictures of themselves straight out of bed, fist thing in the morning:

Lauren Conrad
Audrina Partridge
Whitney Port
Heidi Montag

ALL-CONSUMING BEAUTY: Three TV foodies share their scrumptious secrets:

Rachel Ray Age: 39, Red Wine and Taleggio Cheese
Ingrid Hoffman Age: 43, Mangos and Avocadoes
Sandra Lee Age: 41, Champagne and Bon Bons

NECKS APPEAL: A little ink — pretty or political — draws the eye to these great napes:

Angelina Jolie
Christina Aguilera
Rihanna
Victoria Beckham
Nicole Richie
Pink
Kelly Osbourne
Alyssa Milano
Janet Jackson
Kelly Clarkson
Meena Suvari
Eva Longoria

FACES BEHIND THE SONGS: See the real Delilah and more. Nine muses immortalized in lyrics:

Caroline Kennedy Song: “Sweet Caroline” Artist: Neil Diamond
Pattie Boyd Song: “Layla” Artist: Eric Clapton
Lisa Bonet Song: “It Ain’t Over” Artist: Lenny Kravitz
Vanessa Marcil Song: “The Most Beautiful” Artist: Prince
Marisol Thomas Song: “Smooth” Artist: Rob Thomas
Delilah Song: “Hey There Delilah” Artist: Plain White T’s
Kim Porter Song: “Last Night” Artist: Diddy
Paula Patoon Song: “Lost Without You” Artist: Robin Thicke
Guy Ritchie Song: “Miles Away” Artist: Madonna

I apologize for that little outburst on Rumer WIllis, but her agents and PR people are trying to jam her down our throats to be the “next It Girl,” and she is not that pretty, nor talented.  To me, she looks like the product of an alien and pixie birth!

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