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Al Reynolds Holds A Pity Party For Himself

May 14th, 2008

Do you feel sorry for Al Reynolds after his divorce from Star Jones? If not, don’t worry, Al is taking care of that for all of us. In his latest “Dear Diary” moment, Al writes in his MySpace:

“I know in my heart that I entered my marriage with love and the best of intentions and leave it with great sadness that it didn’t work,” writes Reynolds in a MySpace post Tuesday.

In his MySpace post, Reynolds also declined to discuss the reasons for the divorce, but made it clear that he was hurt by the media coverage.

“If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours,” he writes. “In my mind, it feels like ‘Dump on Al Month.’ And I’m not having fun yet. I have been called a gigolo, a freeloader, unemployed, a sham and many other things that don’t bear repeating. People on television, radio and the internet have spoken disparagingly of my life, my sexuality, my career and my integrity.”

“What I want people to know is that I am not the caricature portrayed by the media. I am complex, contradictory and capable of great intelligence but also remarkable stupidity,” he writes. “In other words, I am a human being. To me, labels are for clothes, not people. So … Please don’t try to define me; don’t try to categorize me; and most of all, don’t label me. Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. And if you see me, just call me Al.”

Lets have a pity party for Al, shall we? Come on dude…no one…EVER…is going to feel sorry for you. The only reason I had a minute amount of sympathy is because you had to sleep with Star Jones. I don’t know what could be worse in this life, so God Bless You for that!