Blind Items
10/2/08
1.) “Another tweener today. This time it is a guy though and one of the biggest of the big tweeners. I really hate that word, but at least it is to the point. Anyway this tweener has always had his sexuality questioned and spending the night in the hotel suite of this ambiguous A list male singer is not going to help quash the rumors.”
2) “Which sexy actress has been anything but angelic on the set of her new TV show? Her costars are fuming after the dirty diva demanded more screen time and a bigger trailer.”
9/30/08
1) “Well it is the time for fall television premieres. This one hasn’t kicked off yet, but when it does, you need to keep an eye out to see if you can catch any of the sparks that are apparently happening on set between this married B- list actress and her in a relationship C+ male co-star. Apparently his relationship is not going smoothly at all now that his significant other caught him sending dirty texts to the B list actress. What our B list actress probably doesn’t know is that the C lister has a reputation for always cheating on his significant others with castmates and that our actress is nothing special to him. Hopefully she will realize that fact before she walks out on her husband.”
2) “Which celebrity has a good reason for lying about her pregnancy? Two earlier unpublicized miscarriages make her hesitant about announcing too soon, so she is telling everyone that she simply gained weight for a role. She’ll go public at the six month point, which is coming up very soon. Once she announces the pregnancy, she will lie about the due date, as she wants the delivery to be a private family affair.”
9/16/08
This ballsy industry chick was spotted at a Hollywood mansion recently with a fellow R&B singer. They sat the whole night with a plate full of cocaine and snorted the entire evening. A few weeks ago she was at the Hollywood hotspot Crest where she was spotted making out on the rooftop with a man that was not hers. They were out in the open kissing and fondling each other all night long, to the point that it was obnoxious. The guy is a hot 6′4″ bald headed myspace record producer and she was overheard calling him “LOVER”. All she needed was a blindfold to make that makeout session look like one of her videos. Lastly, someone is currently trying to sell a hardcore sex tape that stars this female. This is not an old sex tape. In this tape she is rocking a certain bold feature she only very recently added to her look that she has right now. It is clearly her in the tape.
9/16/08
We hear about fake celeb relationships all the time so it should be no surprise to any reader that this blind item is about a fake celeb couple. This couple is well known, they have lots of folk rooting for them, and they spend a lot of time together. However, it might surprise you that rumor has it that only one of the pair is in on the gig. That’s right, one is there because of their publicist, and the other thinks the affair is the real deal. It’s funny how far some stars will go for the fame because this star is willing to do whatever it takes to make the world, and their partner, think that it’s love. And let’s just say it isn’t just our couple who will suffer from the hoax.
9/16/08
Hey, LA is a coke town. Everyone knows it. It is what it is. So, when a C list actor does a little coke in front of everyone it really is no big deal. Sure, we prefer you to go off in a corner, not for privacy, but because the rest of us don’t have any. What you don’t normally see is the C list actor sharing it with his underage daughter in front of everyone. I say underage, but coke is always illegal, so the whole underage refers to the fact, well she is underage. Will freak you the hell out. Not that a guy sharing coke with his daughter wouldn’t freak you out on a stand alone basis.
9/8/08
#1. This one is from the accountant. Turns out, this A list movie star is bad at something else besides fixing his hair. Last year, he managed to lose almost $7 million playing poker. No wonder he wants to make another installment of his franchise.
#2. This famous twin is doing whatever she can to start pregnancy speculation just to get some positive publicity. She’s gone so far as to make sure that others know she can’t drink or smoke, especially in public, and taking to wear even more hideous and baggy clothing than usual.
9/3/08
#1 WHICH society type who’s taking a walk on the lesbian side should be more careful with her extracurricular activities? She’s been taping pornos with her new lover “for fun” . . .
#2 WHICH morning show gabber needs to get help for her plastic surgery addiction? Her latest cosmetic procedure has left her looking “perfectly porcine” - a look her powerful husband seems to love.
8/21/08
Purity Ring? More like PR ring. One of these self-proclaimed virgins is anything but. On a recent tour, this performer was so wasted during the meet and greet that they didn’t notice that a groupie had a cell phone filming parts of the sheninagans. The video footage wasn’t too salacious, but against image. Where were the handlers on this one? They are usually on top of this sort of thing, but the only thing on top was our performer, and what a performance! Time will tell if this video makes it into mainstream media. If so, look for a quick denial and some charity work. That kind of cover-up worked well for them last time.
8/21/08
(This blind item was posted by Page Six and others, and was answered by some man named Kevin)
WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex’s apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut . . .
Kenneth,
I read your story about the closeted actor who raped a former boyfriend. All of the names listed were wrong, it was actually Will Smith. You and Page 6 were wrong about some of the other details as well. The former boyfriend did report Will to the Lost Hills Sherrifs Department. The payoff was done to keep him from pressing charges. The charges were indeed dropped. The former boyfriend also needed surgery because his anus had a small split called a fisure after the incident.
To set the record straight, it wasn’t rape, it was more of rough play that the two played on many occasions. It got out of hand and Will didn’t stop. He’s not a rapist but he and his wife both live a life filled with lies. They don’t have sex with each other or in thier home. They live in Hidden Hills but they have a seperate home in nearby Agoura Hills just for sex with others. If this world were more accepting of gay people, I think Will and Jada would be living happy, honest lives with other people. On a final note, I was one of Will’s boyfriends for a while. I think we all get a max of 4 months and then he moves on.
Kevin
Wow!!!
8/19/08
#1 - How do you try and revive a career that only you want revived? Well, in Hollywood this year you can either get pregnant, or do what this C list film/B list television actress that I love to hate is going to do. Become a lesbian. Yes, you heard it here first. This actress is going to loudly dump her boyfriend and start dating a woman simply for the publicity. Forget about the days of hiding the fact you are gay, this actress has it all lined up. Instead of paying someone to be a beard for you, this actress is going to take some of her fast dwindling cash and pay someone to be her lesbian lover.
#2 - This actress is C list. Used to be on a hit network television show. Now she does films. Definite B list name recognition. Long term boyfriend who everyone assumed she was bearding for. True? Who the hell knows. But, this is where it gets even more interesting. Despite the fact that she is one of the most desired women in Hollywood and radiates sex, it turns out that our actress is actually a virgin. Going to remain one until she is married which is why she actually enjoyed bearding. Guess her relationship prior to that was all about fighting the guy off.
#3 - Apparently he just couldn’t take it anymore. With the exception of the actress who took a knife to her husband, you really don’t see much abuse from women in the blind items. It seems though as if this B list celebrity couple is done. He of the C- list films and she of the A list television and B list films. Turns out he finally got sick and tired of the verbal abuse he took from the wife everyday. Not talking about three or four days a week, talking about every day. Did she hit him? Absolutely. Although, her favorite thing to do was to try and scratch him with the engagement and wedding ring he bought her. He has had some lovely cuts as a result of this, including stitches more than once. He has walked out before, but she has always talked him into coming back. This time though he has been gone for ten days, and isn’t returning any calls.
8/7/08
1) “Which hunky boybander loves frequenting gay clubs looking for guys? The fella in question is keeping his secret under wraps so his female fans don’t stop sending him presents.”
2) “Which former A list television actress and now B list film queen has moved from the pot world to the smack world? What started off as a sometime thing smoking it has turned into a two or three time a day injection habit.”
8/2/08
Blind Items From Cosmopolitan Magazine
1. My first job in the fashion world was working as an assistant to a major stylist, whose clients included some of the biggest actresses in Hollywood. On one of my first days, we went to meet an A-lister, who is actually as talented as she is beautiful. Apparently, she’s a little crazy, too. We needed to do a fitting for an upcoming red-carpet event, and as soon as we showed up, she just stripped off all her clothes in front of us and was walking around buck naked. Her body was flawless, but right after she put on the first dress, she had a total meltdown and started sobbing about how fat she was. My boss was trying to calm her down, but she wouldn’t stop crying and kept muttering about all the blubber on her thighs and stomach. This went on for hours as she tried on dress after dress. It was so awkward! Finally, she found one she liked and pulled herself together. After we left, my boss told me that she does that every time they have a fitting.
2. I used to do hair for a start who was a paparazzi favorite. When she was booking her first appointment with me, there was a lot of back and forth with her people until, finally, she called me herself. She asked to come to my salon on a certain day and insisted she be the only client there. I agreed to do her hair that night, once everyone had gone home. When she came in and sat down, she seemed kind of nervous, which is not like her public persona at all. Then I realized what was wrong. As I started to take her hair extensions out, I realized that the girl is basically bald without her fake mane! She just had these sad little patches of hair on her head. I kept working, but it was like there was an elephant in the room until she finally admitted to being embarrassed. I felt awful for her and promised to make it look the best I could. Of course, she walked out looking gorgeous, and her adoring public (including all the men who lust for her) is none the wiser.
3. I got a job working at a press junket for a new film starring a really famous actress. I was psyched because not only was I a huge fan of her movies, but she always seemed so nice in interviwes. Well, she turned out to be a witch. I was helping her get ready in her hotel room when housekeeping came by to straight up. One of the maids say some water bottles sitting out on the counter, so she put them back in the fridge. Minutes later, the actress saw that the water was in the fridge and lost her mind. She started screaming at the maid for making the water “undrinkable,” since it was now chilled to below 70 degrees. She claimed that her body doesn’t process cold water and “anyone with half a brain cell would know that!” The poor maid burst into tears.
4. Whenever this former model comes into my nail salon, we all go grumble becuase she’s rude, loud, and dirty. Plus, she never tips. One time, I got stuck doing her pedicure and I was shocked at the state of her feet. Her toenails were like the talons of a vulture — hard, long, and sharp, and few of them were falling off because of some disgusting toe fungus she had. She was talking loudly on her phone the whole time, which wasn’t such a horrible thing…except that she was talking about me like I wasn’t there. My favorite ziner? “This stupid bitch doing my pedi is an incompetent troll!” But that’s not the worst part. I looked up to ask how she’d like her nails cut and realized that she wasn’t wearing underwear! She was just sitting in her miniskirt, completely commando. I guess I must have paused for a moment in shock because suddenly she kicked me in the face and yelled at me to stop looking up her skirt. As if it was my choice? Finally, one of my coworkers stepped in to save me. And while she didn’t get kicked in the face, she didn’t get a tip either.
5. I was working on a magazine shoot with a new musical artist who had just come ou twith a hit album. Rumor had it that she was pissed they wouldn’t fly her makeup team to New York, so she took it out on me. She arrived more than an hour late, wearing all her own makeup, which looked disastrous. Her base was really thick and caked on — her face was literally flaking in places! At first, she refused to let me do her makeup, saying, “I like what I have on. I think this will work.” When I tried to take a closer look, she freaked and was like, “I don’t know you! Don’t touch me!” Um, okay, psycho. I practically had to beg her to let me do my job. When she finally let me at least touch her up, we only had 20 minutes left, and I had to do it all on top of the nasty foundation she already had on! She was a nightmare, directing me the whole time and slapping my hand away if she didn’t like something. In the end, she liked my work and hired me for future shoots. She continued to be a total bitch to work for, but when she canceled on me right before a big awards show, I decided I was done for good.
7/15/08
#1 Which cocaine-loving actress is said to be relying on her closeted husband to meet guys? A source says that when they were at a party recently, the hubby asked a fellow guest, “Do you want to bleep my wife? Because you can.”
Rush&Malloy
#2 Which hunk got tongues wagging when he was caught having a threesome with two models - while his missus waited patiently for him back at home?
Mirror
#3 Which pervy cad about town has yet another weird penchant … for edible underwear? He makes all of his ladies wear a specially made licorice thong that he likes to slowly chew off of them.
Full Disclosure
7/10/08
1. This fashionista is making her friends increasingly worried because she’s not responding to any of their entreaties to get more help for her eating disorder.
2. LA gossips are giggling about a certain celebrity friendship at the moment. From the outside it seems to be nothing but a mutual love-in for these two, but insiders say their friendship comes more from a PR deal closed by their respective managers than the joy they get from each other’s company.
3. Which designer has been admitting to friends that he’s bored with what he’s doing, but feels hemmed in by the success he’s had with his signature look and doesn’t know which way to turn?
4. This model has been at the height of her game for some time now, but perhaps her life isn’t quite as perfect as it looks from the outside. Vicious arguments with her husband have been getting worse and she’s started drinking to escape her problems, which she never used to do.
5. These TV stars like to present a clean-cut family image to their fans, but their neighbors have seen another side to the couple. According to insiders, their idea of exercise is jumping up and down on a trampoline while urinating on each other.
6/27/08
What two hunky actors are refraining from any public displays of affection now that spies on their set are suggesting they’re more than friends? (think 5th network)
6/16/08
Rosie was at a book signing, and this curious “blind item” was overheard:
WHICH famous gastric bypass recipient reportedly “has to wear diapers” because she “poops soup?”
I have no confirmation, but that sure sounds like Star Jones.
6/16/08
1. Which starlet with an often-troubled boyfriend actually plays for the other team — and puts up with her boy toy’s habits to maintain hetero appearances?
2. You know the female singer dating the “porn star?” Yep, they made a sex tape. The last film the “porn star” made put us all to sleep. This one though should probably make for a really funny comedy. I cannot wait to see if this one comes out. I might actually buy it instead of stealing it from the internet.
3. At a recent party this celebrity chef was all lovey dovey to his no name girlfriend. Holding hands, kissing, everything. Really sweet. UNTIL, this celebrity with a famous body and famous ex boyfriend started flirting with him when the girlfriend was mingling with others. Quicker than you can say 30 minute meals, Bam!, Good Eats! or whatever the catch phrase that may or may not apply here, phone numbers were exchanged and plans to meet the next night when girlfriend was going to be out of town. This by the way is not the first time this has happened.
4. First we have an actress. Young. If not in her teens, then she must be just out. C list actress, but on an A list television show. Recurring role. Almost every episode. She is single. Our actor is older. I’m thinking mid-30’s. Married with child(ren). Been married for sometime. On set romance. He has been in some really BIG films. B- lister. She still lives primarily at home with her parents. (Not Hayden P)
5. I think two days ago I wrote about the actress who got her first prescription filled for the herp. Well here is something else she got filled. A wedding license. I know, I know. I haven’t even seen her with her dude in a few weeks, but apparently they tied the knot. Considering I haven’t seen them together in a few weeks, it could prove to be a very short marriage. Wonder if the herp had anything to do with the wedding.
6/6/08
#1 - At this point the only thing keeping this on and off screen couple from that NY teen show together are the cameras and the publicity they get for being together.
#2 - This one is long and involved, but is interesting. Lets get the people out of the way first. Singer/Female/always has been Top 40 along with her celebrity male friend. So apparently our singer decided she wanted a baby and her current guy of the moment was not giving it to her. So, she and her friend hatched a plan and established a base at a hotel room in San Diego. Lots of military guys in San Diego and they thought that would work best. Posted an ad on Craigslist for guys who wanted to help a woman conceive. The suitors were interviewed by the celebrity male for someone who looked as close as possible to her current boyfriend and someone was picked. At this point, before the female singer could follow through she decided that maybe she and her boyfriend were getting serious and so the pair called the whole thing off. What I can’t figure out is whether or not she was going to be pregnant by someone unknown or if she was going to try and pass the baby off as belonging to her boyfriend. The suitors had no idea who the singer was, and were not even told she was a celebrity. To them, she was just a woman who wanted to get pregnant. If you are asking yourself how the potential suitor would not have figured out who it is, you would need to know the celebrity male. He would make sure. As far as I know she has kept quiet about the whole thing. It is the celebrity male who can’t keep his mouth shut.
6/2/08
1) “Know that show about teenagers in NY? Yes that one. Which one of the cuties on the show is going to be spending much of the time in between seasons in a little place we like to call rehab?”
2) “Famous author. Writes legal thrillers. Married. Having an affair with entertainment reporter who interviewed the author.”
3) “B list actress on hit network medical show. Holding out for a pay raise for next season even though on a contract. Reason? Owes too much money to her dealer. Will die if there is a strike by SAG.”
4) “This B list actor who has been on several HIT shows his cheating on his wife with a former co-star.”
5/28/08
Which couple have been fighting ALOT recently? The Hollywood bombshell has been telling her partner that there is going to be no more kiddies for a long time, which isn’t going down well with him (or his family) as the reason she doesn’t want kids is because of her body and image.
5/27/08
Which rotund actress had a romantic rendezvous with a waiter - but only after the server’s boss promised him free food and drinks if he “went the extra mile” to keep the thespian happy? One cocaine-fueled romp later, and the waiter has yet to see his payoff. “I slept with the beast for this?” he complained.
5/21/08
What actress has been annoying her television co stars lately? She wants off the show and they want her gone too. This musician girlfriend may just have gotten her wish.
5/17/08
Blind Item #1: What east coast rocker recently was tested for herpes (which came of negative, good for them!)due to “exposure to STDS” based on the fact that he’s in a relationship with a celebutante who has been rumored( and by some cases proven) to carry the disease?
Blind Item #2: This almost-idol who has had in and out stints in rehab submitted a drug test earlier today (and failed) for court to see if she could get off of supervisored probation for a few drug induced run ins with the law? (this idol tested positive for cocaine as well as opiates.)
Blind Item #3: An Athlete who just hit the altar was court ordered to submit testing for the human growth hormone (which is considered to be a steroid by most) to see if he should be allowed to continue playing sports.
5/17/08
Guess Who!
“___ _____ “cut her gig short at the Cannes Film Festival on Wednesday - because she was reportedly too drunk to perform. The star’s show at the Nikki Club in the south of France was due to start at 11pm Tuesday, but fans had to wait until 2am for her to stumble onto the stage.
Patient onlookers were only rewarded with three songs before she staggered off, according to fans. One reveller, Emilie Malieu [said] ‘All the celebrities had left by the time she took the stage. And she was in such a state, she only hardly managed to sing three songs. It was a real disappointment.’
(I think it is Macy Gray)
5/16/08
#1 - I don’t think the parents of this B- list television actress who is way under the legal age of consent would be thrilled to know she is sleeping with her much older television B+ list actor co-star.
#2 - This celebutard is engaged to a B list film actress with A+ name recognition. He spent $34,000 on porn last year, and tried to claim it as a deduction for business purposes. He had each and every receipt for all the porn. All of it. He claimed that he needed it to see the proper way to act in a love scene. When the accountant reminded him he wasn’t even an actor, our celebutard said something to the effect of, “I’ve got my girlfriend believing I’m the best guy in the world. I’m a great actor.” They chose not to try and deduct the porn.
5/14/08
The Gay Hip Hop Book, Revealed: Actors, Rappers, And A ‘Megastar’
In the book, Hiding in Hip Hop, former closeted entertainment industry gadfly (pictured) Terrance Dean’s much-hyped autobiography about all of the gays that are, well, hiding in hip hop. I’ve read about half of it so far. Dean trots out blind items about male celebrities he says he’s hooked up with, and the book doesn’t disappoint in that regard. Today, an overview of what the book is and isn’t, and then some of what you’ve been waiting for: three TV actors, a famous rapper, and a “megastar,” anonymously outed.
When word of this book first got around, plenty of people hoped that Dean would just out some famous rappers outright, by name. Barring some unforeseen surprises later in the book, he’s not going to do that. But he does like to tell salacious stories about people using pseudonyms, while giving enough identifiable details about them that it’s certainly possible to make some very good educated guesses at their identities.
It should also be noted that this book is not just about hip hop. It starts off with Dean’s life story—poverty, molestation, a heroin-addicted prostitute mother. He goes to college and moves to LA to break into the entertainment business. He socializes with a wide range of people from movies, television, and the random parts of the LA celebrity-industrial complex, as well as people from the music industry.
Finally, it’s clear that this book is not a work of great literature. Nor is it intended to be, judging by the porny quote selected for the book jacket. It’s basically an extended tease from a man who was deeply ensconced in the “down low” culture.
And now, today’s highlights—there are lots of gay scenes with anonymous people in this book, but these are the ones that seem to involve the most famous subjects:
*Dean is at Keenen Ivory Wayans’ birthday party. “There were two male celebrity actors standing a few feet in front of us. They didn’t notice us because the club was dark. Both men are young and very attractive and have starred in some comedic and dramatic films. One of the actors, “Junior,” is a tall, muscular, brown-skinned brother who got his start in television and is known for his comedic roles in films. He never married, but has a couple of children with a girlfriend. The other dark-skinned actor, “Fritz,” has been in a few movies and has starred in a popular television drama.”
The two are obviously a gay couple, which surprises Dean, although he says there has been much speculation about “Junior.”
*Dean’s friend Sandy is working on a film with some major stars in it. “The lead was “Lucas,” who is a megastar. No matter what film project he was attached to it was bound to be a box office smash. In Hollywood, he is considered a golden boy and very bankable. However, there were already many rumors swirling about his sexuality, and even though he married, it was hard for him to shake those pesky gay rumors.”
Every day, Sandy says, Lucas’ friend “Kareem, a leading [married] sitcom actor,” visits his trailer, where they go inside and—everyone believes—have sex. Dean also says that Lucas runs with a circle of high-level superstar down low types. He later meets Lucas again and finds him to be “smooth, charismatic, and charming,” and his wife even brings goodies to the film crew.
*Dean’s friend “Corey” is a singer-songwriter who was featured on the MTV series The Cut, opened shows for Jay-Z, appeared in a Broadway musical, and then signed with “Eli, a popular multiplatinum rapper, who had just started a label at the time (in the 90s).”
“Eli was a force to be reckoned with. He flew out the gate with his debut album and would become a mainstay in the ever-changing Hip Hop industry, where many rappers are one-hit wonders. He has been hailed as one of the greatest rappers to bless the mic.”
It turns out that Corey has been giving oral sex to Eli (whom Dean describes as “fine as hell”) in Eli’s home studio. “Up until that moment I had never heard anything remotely close about the rapper being gay. Eli was a burgeoning superstar who parlayed his marketability into television and movie credits. He even had a promising clothing line. But every man’s got needs and Eli’s needed tending to.”
4/27/08
1. Which ’sensitive’ heartthrob rocker does his best work with a snoot full of booger sugar? Girls who flock to his side at NYC clubs notice he can’t go but five minutes between bathroom breaks.
2. WHICH former ambassador (and big Democratic fund-raiser) tried to deliver a beautiful orchid to a Danish envoy at a fancy co-op on Park Avenue, only to be told by the doorman to use the service entrance? “It’s the only building with a separate entrance for servants and diplomats,” laughed a neighbor . . .
3. WHICH hippie-chic New York socialite’s family is falling apart? Her mother found out the man of the house has a fondness for bimbos, and he refuses to desist from his dalliances . . .
4. WHICH local beauty queen went on a recent weekend-long drug binge? The young pageant winner was so wasted at a friend’s apartment, she could hardly speak.
5. Which sixtysomething male media personality has full-body micro- dermabrasion every two weeks while simultaneously getting a manicure and pedicure? His esthetician says he has skin like a baby’s bottom.
6. Which celebrity chef’s producers have banned alcohol from the set because the cook gets too tipsy onscreen?



3 Comments Add your own
1. Denise | November 29th, 2006 at 2:28 am
Hey Everyone!
You can now leave a comment to any Blind Item posted.
Go to it, and have fun guessing!!
2. Gumdrop | January 30th, 2007 at 5:03 am
“Which US actor is keen to distance himself from his uber-spoiled character in Extras?”
Ben Stiller.
3. kitty | June 5th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Hey all! I wish to comment on two of the blind items. “Lucas” and “Kareem” I think are Will Smith and Dwayne Campbell. “Eli” and “Corey” are LL Cool J and Nas. Or, Jay Z and Nas.
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